Water Wars.

Chief Engineer Bilgewhizzle sent me an urgent mail this morning requesting assistance in the sandy wastes of Tanaris. Water, one of life’s most precious resources, is in increasingly short supply and the Goblin’s are getting worried. 

 

It hasn’t rained for 6 months in Tanaris, friend. Six Months! We need your help. The Wastewinder Bandits are gaining in confidence and branching out in their operations, slowly but surely taking over the best locations for drilling. Zul’farrak trolls are becoming restless and rumour has it they may advance on Gadgetzan in a quest for water. The drought is creating panic among the citizens, people fearing the end for this famous, longstanding trading outpost of Kalimdor. Time is no longer about money, Friend. We need bodies and resources to help us construct new drilling platforms in the desert. Experience in engineering is not essential but we do need strong, able-bodied males and females for some intensive labour. We ask you, the good brave citizen’s of Azeroth, to put aside your differences for a short time to lend us your support. Noggenfogger Elixirs will be provided free of charge upon completion of the project. I’ll tell you no lies, my friends. The work will be arduous and the temperatures rarely dip below 35 degrees celsius. The crocolisks are roaming in search of water themselves and are considered more hostile than normal. The Wastewinders are remorseless in their ruthless quest for expansion and profit, water racketeering becoming highly lucrative. But I know you are strong and courageous. You are our last hope. Save Gadgetzan. Do not abandon us.

 

Bilgewhizzle pulls no punches in his request for help. I’ll head along there myself later this week to examine the situation for myself. I have a debt of gratitude to repay to Gadgetzan. I think we all have.

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